employee_name
Name of employee to relocate
How to use it
employee_name is exposed by the Hilanet MCP MCP server. Add the server to your MCP client (Claude Desktop, Cursor, Windsurf and others), and the employee_name tool becomes available to the model automatically. See the full listing for setup details and every tool this server provides.
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Type of 'fun' activity to plan
(optional): Amount to increase (in currency units)
List of people to invite
Subtly prevent a colleague from getting promoted.
Specify whether attendees should bring their own lunch
Name of your colleague
List of specific complaints about your manager
Where this jargon will be used (email/meeting/presentation/performancereview)
When to schedule the event (Saturday/Sunday/Holiday/Evening)
Suggest a salary decrease for an underperforming colleague.
Temporarily sabotage the office coffee machine.
Meeting duration in minutes (30-120)
Description of evidence supporting your complaints
Submit a formal complaint about your manager that may lead to termination.
Create meaningless buzzword-filled content to impress management.
Number of extra hours you want to work (1-24)
Whether to include meaningless acronyms
Request a salary increase with a specific amount or percentage.
Jargon intensity level (1-10)
Official reason for the relocation
Full name of your manager
Schedule a required team-building activity outside work hours.
Method of disabling (maintenancenote/subtlesabotage/emptysupplies/qualitydowngrade)
Methods to use for blocking promotion (hideachievements/spreadrumors/claimcredit/assignimpossibletasks/scheduleconflicts)
Where to relocate their desk (nexttorestrooms/underairvent/farthestfromexits/nowindowaccess/hightrafficarea/nexttonoisyequipment)
Whether to notify your manager about your dedication
Secretly adjust the office temperature to your preference.
(optional): Percentage to increase
Whether employees must pay their own expenses
The position or opportunity they're aiming for
Reason for requesting a salary increase
List of reasons why they deserve less money
Whether their deducted salary should be added to yours
Move someone's workspace to an undesirable location.
Request to work extra hours for free to demonstrate your commitment.
Schedule an important meeting during everyone's lunch break.
Where to apply temperature change (wholeoffice/specificdepartment/justyourdesk/executivesuite)
Desired temperature in Fahrenheit (60-85)
Meeting title